Sunday, October 19, 2008

Senator Sues God - But Thrown Out Due to Lack of Address

What has come to God now? He had to use his own powers to help himself out of a law suit. Yes! A person named Ernie Chambers, who is also a senator of a state wanted to do something to help him give a lots of publicity overnight. He started praying before the God to help him reach his goal. And all of a sudden a big idea struck into his mind. It can be nothing but suing God to make him a world famous overnight. And what helped him is the law that says anybody can file a law suit against anyone. So he immediately went to a court and filed a law suit saying that God is responsible for making continuous terrorist threats, causing harm to innumerable persons, causing fearsome floods, calamitous catastrophes, famines, wars, plagues, tornadoes and so on. It was a big list of offences against God in which that senator has forgotten to include…creating him. I bet that the senator has gone to a cathedral and said sorry as well as thanks to God after his successful result of becoming world popular.

However court has thrown out the lawsuit saying that God wasn't provided properly due to unavailability of his home address.